Take a Bath
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Today we're going to talk about purgatory, which is on page 84 of "Where..."
Take a look at the verse from Revelations at the bottom:
But nothing unclean shall enter it, nor anyone who practices abomination or falsehood. But only those who are written in the Lamb's book of life.
The key is "nothing unclean shall enter it." If you don't take a bath, you won't enter purgatory. But you run the risk of going straight to hell in that case!
It's a gamble!